Grandpa Lost His Screw

A story by Tarek Khan


In the morning in the kitchen house, we were eating flavored rice with mashed eggplant, potato mess, and omelet; including butter.
This time our cousin, Khalid Mahmud, came running and reported that my younger grandpa gone mad.
We fell from the sky.
Just a few minutes ago a sound man walked out of home holding my younger sister’s hand. And now he is mad?
Though we can’t believe, my father and uncles left eating and ran for, my mother and aunts too.
How can I eat yet.
Almost a hundred meters far from our home away, a group of health workers in the field of school, pushing vaccines lifting the arms, and the toddlers blubbering, baa…! 
I heard they would push me too. In the past year I escaped from home. Later my father caught me to the hospital. So, no way. God damn the vaccine!
However, where is the symptom of madness to my grandpa?
A mad always crazy to shout and scream out. Four to five young men get in a sweat to chain him. At least six young men attend to take him into a pond in order to cold him enough. What about that, if he is mad?
I couldn’t understand, but the folks in groups crowding right away, curiously.
My father went to grandpa, “Father, what happened?”
“What would be?”
“The folks are saying, you are talking a lot of bunkum and balderdash and everything nonsense?”
Grandpa was indifferent. He said without any reaction, “I just said that why do you give the vaccines only to the children? You should give it to the rivers, plants, canals too, for a good result. Then the folks began to treat me crazy. What the fucking stupid folks are, huh?”
“Listen to him! Listen to h-i-m-!! Did you listen? Fully gone!”
In this situation it’s necessary to take an immediate action. One of my elder grandfathers came with a big range, “Hey, brother, what happened? Let me tight a little.”
“Hurry up! “Hurry u-p-!! “Going ruined completely!”
“Tell me, what happened?” scolded elder grandpa.
By this time younger grandpa shouted angrily repeating his own speech, “Do you the stupid folks think me gone mad? You must give the vaccines to the lands, rivers and plants like the children, okay?”
Elder grandpa is silent. His face turned pale. He was so frightened that his legs began to shake. He looked at my father and uncles, “There is no way to tight. The screw is not only loose, but also lost already.”
My uncles cried out.
My father is trembling. He’s the elder son of younger grandpa. So he should not cry this time. Raising some courage he told, “Oh father, why do you tell this?”
Grandpa shouted out, “I felt like to tell. So I told.”
“Are you okay?” asked grandma. She smiled, “If you like to marry a young girl, just tell me.”
The crowd is growing more. More and more. The whole village is coming running to see the mad.

Original in Bengali. Translated by Writer, February 2017.


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